I realize David Duke is a horrible piece of shit and his policies are evil. But...just for one second...can we discuss his face? Because WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIS FACE. He looks like he had all his skin removed and replaced with...worse skin. He is upsetting, inside and out.

She’s soaring in the polls and her lead will increase to double digits after the debates.

My 3 month old son was in TEARS yesterday when he realized only women can be president and that Hillary Clinton hates him. I’m 95% sure that’s why he was upset. Of course I drank his tears to regenerate my power.

Yeah except I went to one of these concerts and waved my hands like I didn’t care.

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

As a Pittsburgher, this woman is completely infuriating. She had been posting holier-than-thou Facebook posts for a very long time prior to this incident, and I was happy that the station finally took action after this horribly racist and excruciating post.

4) Money/budget: shared, joint, etc. Probably the single most important topic.

I don’t think it’s even in bad taste. Putting the holocaust on some kind of “nothing will ever be that bad again” pedestal only serves to ensure that we won’t notice until after something is that bad again because all apt comparisons were considered to be “bad taste”.

“While Carolyn [had] told him in the past that she wanted to die, she [had] never asked him specifically to kill her.”

Generally there are two kinds of drinkers:

Jessica Jones was seriously a game changer in the super hero TV (and film) world. I love super hero shows and movies, but Jessica Jones is a hero that is extremely exceptional. That series felt like something incredibly cathartic for pretty much all women, but especially those who have been a survivor of abusive…

I'm sure you don't have very much experience with pussies.

let’s just put the wellness nonsense aside and acknowledge that rice and mac n cheese are better from bowls. the two major food groups have voted.

Don’t really appreciate you flirting so hard with my future husband Ellie

Madeline Albright is 78 years old. She was born in fucking 1938 in fucking Czechoslovakia until FUCKING HITLER forced her family into exile in England during the Holocaust (in which THREE of her Grandparents died). She lived through the blitz in London, hiding under a metal fucking table during Nazi bombings.

Not everyone cleans things out all the time. Especially when these things happen spontaneously (like when the dishwasher repairman shows up half naked and randy.) Also, things are constantly moving around in your gut, as soon as you clean the last bit out of the chute- more stuff can and will shuffle down to take its…

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.