In way less exciting news, it looks like Greg (Santino Fontana) is gonefrom Crazy Ex-Girlfriend for good.

Shit, she was one of the good ones:(

Boy, you’re really pissed at the Deadspin choads, huh?

they’re openly shitting on Deadspin, and it’s great

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

Ice dragons

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

I sang in the D.A.R.E. choir.

What’s interesting is that most of America believes that if you’re in therapy, you have mental health issues. However, in academic circles in Boston, New York, Chicago, San Francisco, therapy is seen as little more than healthy self study.

What about little boys?

Here in America people would have assumed it was just another local klansman. A cow pasture, a cemetery, and an X-rated movie? Those are like their favorite hangouts.

I trusted you from the beginning of your comment. Five paragraphs later, you repaid that trust, with interest.

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

I’ve been so tempted to buy some of the riffs on this that have come out recently but then I realize people won’t get close enough to read it and will make assumptions about my intelligence.

I hated school by senior year in high school, and my best friend had an afternoon work study job in town, so I often got “sick” at lunch and rode home with her. But the principal started just sending me to the nurse’s office, so I upped the ante and began telling him that I had suddenly started my period and had to go…

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

Oh for fucks sake who gives a shit? Excuse me if I can’t be bothered with how the supermodels of the 90s weep for what (may or may not have) happened to their “craft.”

An Oreo is also offensive slang for a black person who is “white on the inside.” Usually reserved for someone who “acts white”, but even people who are part white get called this.