I was 17 (18 maybe?) years young working at a Starbucks when we were visited by a couple we soon came to know as the Mocha Frap Couple. Their MO was as follows: order a Venti Mocha Frap, proceed to the restroom while the drink is being made, smear handfuls of human feces they had brought with them in a plastic market…

I went on a date once, and I was invited by the woman back to this incredible loft where she was dog-sitting for out-of-town friends.

Think of all the Starbucks you can buy with $7m! You’re sooo lucky omg.

Team Jennifer

Well, duh.

Or when they realize there’s a market in making products for those of us who do our research and make the connection that our skin rash is from sodium laureth sulfate, or that linalool triggers our asthma. Not everyone is an idiot who only knows simple words and believes every post on facebook.

I’m sorry, Stassa, but this article basically amounts to, “Smile, it can’t be that bad.”

When my parents were divorcing my dad wasn’t abusive but he did say really really nasty things about my mom. After telling him several times I didn’t want to talk about my mom and I didn’t want to hear him talk about her either, I came to the realization that he wasn’t going to stop. I stopped seeing him for awhile…

My mother really encouraged me to see my father, and I still didn’t. He wasn’t abusing me, he just had stuff going on in his life that was hard for me to deal with and I wanted to hang out with my friends.

I feel very disinclined to pass judgment on this dude, because it seems like he’s making these products for people who actually practice witchcraft as their religion? That could be my incorrect hot take, but I just feel wrong shitting on this dude for trying to make a (albeit odd) living. As long as he’s not trying to…

I’ll take the Listeria over having to hear the term “butt-hurt” one more god damn time.

Somehow, even while hating them he still managed to embody the true spirit of a cat.

Brianne i love you but never question ser davos true king of westeros’ honorable intentions EVER AGAIN

I immediately got the Baby Got Back reference, but that doesn't make this any less cringeworthy. I always thought that was a disrespectful line in the song anyway (like, women from Oakland can't have a pretty face? WTF), and it's extremely tone deaf for Blake to caption her picture using it. She's got to be doing this…

She’s a full scholarship student from Kentucky, and a black woman at the School of Engineering, a place where there are not a ton of people who are a) black or b) black women. At 19, I’m assuming she’s also a freshman. SEAS is pretty cut-throat and Columbia undergrad is also not exactly known for their advising…

Holy fuck! That is one of the most savage comments I’ve ever seen on the internet. Wow

You are all so brave

He wouldn’t be dead, he’d have never existed. There’s a big fucking difference.

Depending on one’s perspective, it’s also possible to view it as “Wouldn’t have been born.” Not everyone believes life begins at conception. For instance, I’ve miscarried twice (10 and 11 weeks). I do not consider either scenario as a dead child. Some women might.

i wanna find this man’s grave and pee on it WHILE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!