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Whose dick do I have to suck at Fuji Heavy Industries to get this sent to the US as the new WRX?

It’s ridiculous.

If you can finally get that Kia off your writer bio thing I call it a win.

I didn’t think the Fusion used the PowerShi(f)t? 

The “good one” would have a gated shifter.

Y’know, when you’ve had the same best-selling vehicle for the last 37 years consecutively, and there’s absolutely no reason to expect that will change, you can be forgiven for giving F-series pickups pretty heavy weighting in your current and near-future product mix.

Since he was the leader of a organization the US declared a terrorist over a decade ago, that means there is a FUCKING LAW that very specifically ALLOWS IT.

The V6 ones weren’t shit.

That’s not saying a ton, but a loaded V6 200 is actually a pretty good car, thus making the model as a whole not eligible.

If you bought a base model you deserve to rot in hell though.

The problem here is that we know the unknown. It’s like when you see a young woman with a Tinder profile that says she’s 29, and already been divorced three times. At 29, I can handle one divorce. Two would be pushing it. But three? I appreciate the disclosure, but I know, I’m signing up for two years at most, and…

Under five grand for a pretty compact Bimmer wagon! I’m so in!

“the preferred car of bottle blondes with lots of makeup and gold jewelry.”

By ‘pull the trigger’ I hope you mean shooting it in its engine block.

This sounds more like a bad take from one of the Jalopnik bad takes. Just saying.

Man that sure was a long winded way of saying he wants to give Elon a handie.

Fancy Kristen has misplaced more than $66 million in jewelry and still hasn’t noticed.

Tesla doesn’t have a truck on the market either. They just have a concept truck.

The lack of a back seat. 

“Missed” implies I didn’t see it.

And they’re slower than their lower slung car relatives. They get better mileage because they have less power. You can’t make a car with a bigger frontal area get better mileage without compromising somewhere. CUVs are a bad deal and people don’t know it because they don’t know how physics work.