Mannnnn you haven’t had my fuckin SPICY alfredo...

Let’s stipulate that there are two basic “default” burger orders: plain, and the classic American toppings.

Shudder..

Not surprised, but the scandal is not the noncompliance, it’s the WHY.

Not just foot dragging. There’s some of that, but the worst part is the fucking software. It’s impossible to use.

I prefer my original, misguided reading of “chicken” as referring to that Popeyes sandwich. We must guard this vital national treasure, and, lo, take care of it.

I felt the same way until it was the cheapest beer at an expensive bar, so I tried it. Was SUPER surprised how good it was. Really sweet, so it’s only good for 2-3 at most, but definitely drinkable in a pinch.

Lol @ Jake Senn... This is kind of a STL tradition. I’ve DEFINITELY floated a 30-rack of Busch down the Meramec on many occasions.

This is hilarious. I was just talking with Sal last week!

I don’t think he’ll make it back in... but it would still be awesome.

The catch is, the league scheduled it for a Saturday, when most coaches and front offices are in transit.

That actually wouldn’t be a terrible idea... basically playing remote Real Steel-style football. Players controlling the robots in haptic suits, and all that. Zero injury risk.

Indeed. I’m glad she didn’t stick her foot in her mouth, even if it made her look weak. Stuff like this, you can ALWAYS plead for time and come back with a plan.

There’s a brand of pancit ramen that I had once that didn’t make it on this list. Will try this indomie shit tho.

Come to think of it, I rarely see Church’s in white areas, but I see Popeyes everywhere. I live in a white-ass state (CT) and we have no shortage of Popeyes here.

Aww good on them. I gotta check up on all the blerds in my life now.

Yeeeah I did the exact same thing. Sorry, I ain’t got time for these corporate stooges, I’m liberating the fuck out this bitch.

Funny, I was gonna say Yara Shahidi. Or Chloe/Halle Bailey (either or both would work). Nafessa Williams from Black Lightning is good too.

RIP, “Bitches”.

Yay for lager! Definitely buying the audiobook when my audible credits come in next week.