This is a Marchman-level take.

I have a coworker who, when I giddily showed her the headline this spring about Kraft’s arrest, took one look at it and said, like a true Pats fan, “Well, prostitution should be legal anyways”.

I’d stay away from that gravy, tho.

Can’t wait to watch my first Battlehawks game in a Manhattan bar full of transplants. Our rallying cry will be “WHAT THE FUCK IS A BATTLEHAWK?”

Market crashing today, and all I could think was, “Yeah, I’ve been saying we’re in for a big recession for about two years now.”

I prefer to start at 0% and dip it myself.

Not... His Malignancy, Magary I?

Might as well.

My “price point” is “sales event”. Car companies - Lexus and Toyota especially - are the biggest criminals on this one.

I like to say that the best pilsner tastes like a freshly opened can of tennis balls.

This is why I’ve always hated silent and/or nameless protagonists.

I don’t care.

Yep. That show made me a stan for him. He’s currently got a podcast, “Black On The Air”. Does some controversial shit too, like he had Ben Shapiro on.

“blackground” sounds like a Larry Wilmore pun.

I rotate a lot. Mostly whatever’s cheapest.

You have to get fecked first.

Greenwell should be made a permanent co-host.

Yes, because everyone wants to be a “cool and fancy Spanish teen”.

Most slingers that I’ve had in STL were burgers with a fried egg, onion rings, heaped with cheese and bacon.

My solution was to start making my own. Cheers!