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It’s gotta be Star Citizen.

COTY

They filed for bankruptcy just last year. Nearly half their restaurants have been closed over that same five years.

Yeah I just looked up their website. They went through a series of national closures a handful of years ago. My home market (STL) was actually their test market, too, and they fully backed out around that time. Which is fucking sad, that the only remotely authentic national Italian chain suffers while fucking Olive

Store Mirror Fight: Round 2 - The Breakening

Oh, come on. Darden is not known for their stunning business acumen. I hope Olive Garden miscalculates this and dies a slow, painful death, before getting acquired by Macaroni Grill.

All football intro songs suck, because they’re all country-pop-rock fusions, designed to be as unnoticeable as possible while still also appealing to the same mythical middle-aged, pickup-truck-driving, light-beer-swilling white male demographic that the NFL imagines to be its core fan base.

Holy shit. This is how I’ve always eaten instant ramen since I was a kid. I hated the broth, so I just sprinkled the seasoning directly on the cooked noodles and ate them on a plate.

Seriously tho, the Drew Stories are fucking with all of our zen and making us think he’s dying. Stop it!

Drew is going to murder you for using “‘tchup” in his column. Heathen.

You seriously think he’s on *adderall* of all drugs? I think he probably just looks down on any mind-altering substance because he thinks they’re for the weak and he’s the strongest dude ever (in his own estimation).

He’s not a druggie. Or a drinker, he strangely hates mind-altering stuff. My money’s on dementia.

My personal favorites:

“Reign” = the term of rule of a monarch
“Rein” = a rope that controls a horse

LiA manages yet again to be utterly confusing. Some things never change.

Hold on now, this is starting to resemble McCarthyism. Can’t have none of that.

Broken English Taco Pub

Good for Reaves. Gotta brush the thugs back from time to time, even if the hit’s a little thuggish in the process. He’s one of the few enforcers I’ve ever seen who’s not actually an asshole.

You sure that’s not just an overactive autoflusher?

  • People who slam the stall doors. I bet it makes you feel like a BIG MAN to slam a puny plastic stall door and let everyone know just how much of a hurry you’re in to do the one thing every human is so goddamned embarrassed about that we make special rooms to preserve each other’s dignity and privacy for it.

    And you