Holy shit. This is how I’ve always eaten instant ramen since I was a kid. I hated the broth, so I just sprinkled the seasoning directly on the cooked noodles and ate them on a plate.

Seriously tho, the Drew Stories are fucking with all of our zen and making us think he’s dying. Stop it!

Drew is going to murder you for using “‘tchup” in his column. Heathen.

You seriously think he’s on *adderall* of all drugs? I think he probably just looks down on any mind-altering substance because he thinks they’re for the weak and he’s the strongest dude ever (in his own estimation).

He’s not a druggie. Or a drinker, he strangely hates mind-altering stuff. My money’s on dementia.

My personal favorites:

“Reign” = the term of rule of a monarch
“Rein” = a rope that controls a horse

LiA manages yet again to be utterly confusing. Some things never change.

Hold on now, this is starting to resemble McCarthyism. Can’t have none of that.

Also, “3D” CPU design is pretty damn standard. Most processes have anywhere from 40-120 layers. CPUs are in fact 3D already. As you say, Intel’s main innovation is stacking these structures in efficient ways, which requires the microarchitectures to be designed so that they match up between the stacked structures,…

Broken English Taco Pub

I mean, is there any indication that Mercury might also be a former gas giant?

Good for Reaves. Gotta brush the thugs back from time to time, even if the hit’s a little thuggish in the process. He’s one of the few enforcers I’ve ever seen who’s not actually an asshole.

You sure that’s not just an overactive autoflusher?

• People who slam the stall doors. I bet it makes you feel like a BIG MAN to slam a puny plastic stall door and let everyone know just how much of a hurry you’re in to do the one thing every human is so goddamned embarrassed about that we make special rooms to preserve each other’s dignity and privacy for it.
  
  And you…

I was raised Catholic, but my mom’s best friend when I was a child was a Christian (possibly Catholic as well?) woman married to a Jewish man, and we spent many lovely Hanukkah/Christmases at their house, so I feel qualified to answer this:

Nah, I got mad respect. That’s pretty badass. Like a machine shop worker who keeps their mangled thumb or something. You gotta really hate someone to take your own skin off.

See lower comments. Casseroles are inherently bland, corporate cuisine driven solely by the need to drive sales of canned food. I’m not denying that it’s probably comfort food to you, nor that a really talented cook could make it taste good, just saying the style in itself is soulless and eschews seasoning.

GM could have made a car even faster, better and more high-tech than the Model 3. However, based on my experience with numerous car buyers and how they perceive domestic cars, a lot of folks still would have shunned it because it’s “a Chevy.”

What the fuck is that

No Tim Horton’s? WTF MAN.