Something tells me this might be a prank that the production staff tried to play on the anchors, gone horribly wrong.

Wow. That’s too far even for the pats-haters like me.

Seriously? You ain’t gonna put “Good Day” by Greg Street feat Nappy Roots on that list? It’s such a happy song from that first note. I used to listen to it every morning for a while.

A+. Nothing more needs to be said on this one.

“I want a team to put 10 linemen out there at once. Just line up the QB behind a ten-man army and have him pick the widest hole to run through. NOW THAT’S OLD SCHOOL FOOTBAW!!!!”

Team Girther; but just want to point out a fallacy with all these comparisons to athletes. Come on, people, anyone who’s tried to lose weight has known that one reason we tend to plateau in the first month of working out is that muscle is more dense than fat. We all know pro athletes are much heavier than their…

Athletes have always fancied themselves “disruptors” and “thought leaders”. Don’t you remember that stupid Russell Westbrook commercial where he and his mamma were rambling about how he’s always been some fashion impresario? That was at least 5 years ago.

Love it. Those mobo pins truly are a horror. I feel like every mobo should come with a little wire-catcher to just slot those into and then slot the whole catcher into the mobo. But what do I know.

I think these are ambitious, but they all feel quite within the realm of possibility.

Amen. This is how I’ve always felt about the waistband excuse. It’s just too fucking convenient. Every fucking time, it’s what you hear. If the job was actually that fucking dangerous, you’d hear a lot more about people who actually managed to get the gun out of their waistband.

Amen to that.

Perhaps we can charge Fisher and get him to roll us on up to Kroenke? And who knows, maybe Kroenke could lead us to Jerruh. After all, everybody knows you can’t bring down a cartel by taking out the low-level guys. Gotta go after the top!

I have actually mulled over whether Kraft may view signing Kap as biting a bullet for the rest of the league. Seems like something he could conceivably do.

THIS.

As a fellow white person, I feel everything you just said is the missing few paragraphs that complete Michael’s point. At first, I thought McArdle was onto something, and I was stuck on how Michael swung from her point about lexicography to going on about crying wolf - which to me felt like he was missing his own…

Pfft. Everyone knows that wannabe-date-rapist Hypno is the creepiest Pokemon ever.

Just want to point out that this really does contravene everything about how the government’s compensation to Gold Star families is supposed to work. Even if 45 was lyin his ass off and bein the cheapskate showboater he is, he shouldn’t have even promised to send that check in the first place.

Talk about staring a $105,000 gift horse in the mouth... aka the street value of that much weed.

It actually comes across pretty wishy-washy. The “probably” and the weak justification are textbook appeasing behavior.

The correct answer is, you always shower with your wife when possible. Problem solved.