Any time you hear about something incredibly corrupt destroying American lives, turns out Reagan helped it get there. 

“Tread on me, daddy”

My favorite is the “Don’t tread on me” sticker right next to the “Thin Blue Line” stickers.

Oddly enough he sold it back to gamestop for $13 in store credit.

(Speaking of Zero pops (“sodas” for you other folks)), Cherry Coke Zero isn’t bad, especially cold. The cherry profile does a decent job of hiding the typical “zero” aftertaste. It’s still a diet for sure, but it’s one of the more tolerable ones.

Lol shut the fuck up dumbass boomer 

Yea I...think the original design looks better. 

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As long as Boomers act exaggeratedly offended when they hear it, OK Boomer will live on.

I blame poor gas station designs. Ever go to one with a broken pay-at-pump system, so you have to go in to pay. It generally works like this:

Joule thief!

I AM VERY UPSET THAT MY FAMILY-FRIENDLY VIEWING OF LARGE MEN IN TIGHTS GIVING EACH OTHER BRAIN DAMAGE WAS SULLIED BY CURSE WORDS AND NIPPLES. 

So we should effecitvely fire half of Congress because they are “junior members”, and never elect any new ones? Junior members become senior members, you know.

You may question her relevance now, but damned if she hasn’t gotten a lot of people talking about legislation to combat climate change, which is a large part…

direct subsidies paid to oil and gas and coal are around $20 billion annually.  Far from a trillion, yes, but when you look at the cost the US spends to protect shipping routes and its foreign interests, it does start to add up.

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

Does this mean her name had been leaked in Washington before it was published?

Strange... I am a Canadian and play violent video games and watch violent films so they’re definitely sold here and yet here in Canada we don’t have mass shootings every few months... hmmm... the same is true for the UK, France, Australia, Japan, New Zealand, Germany, you know I could go on but I wont.

“In my mind, Tesla’s core competency is their technology. And that 17-inch touchscreen is the embodiment of Tesla’s technological prowess.“

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