I generally agree, but it’s hard to find another song of his that’s more appropriate for this particular moment. I mean, Smokey Life? really? I don’t think “light enough to let it go” is what most of us are feeling right now.

Sobbing into her pillows like the rest of us?

Not to mention the patience required to not murder the little monsters or throw them through a window. No, none of the male Trumps would last 15 minutes in charge of a kindergarten classroom.

Did you miss the whole Susan Boyle zeitgeist?

Um... he... loves his daughter?? /I tried

I’ll tell you what happened with mine. He saw marriage as “mission accomplished” after 10+ years of dating. Get married, check that box, now focus on other things. He assumed, probably unconsciously, that once we were married he would continue to be coddled by me (okay, fine) without having to put in any effort…

My mother always said if a man ever tells you, “Trust me,” then absolutely DON’T.

I walked 15 minutes in NYC yesterday to go get some groceries (salad, milk, and a loaf of bread). On the way back to my apartment I had to stop to tie my shoe, and almost passed out when I stood up because of the heat, humidity, sun, and probably dehydration. Things went black and I had to lean against a building for…

There is no such thing as “time off” in academia.

Well obviously she couldn’t be CALCULATING. Because that’s MATH. /raaaaaaage

Clearly you have never attempted dressage.

We trained for a really long time to learn how to swing dance so we could do a “first dance.” I think in the end, it was largely because I wanted to prove that we could! We totally rocked it (in that we did a very respectable dance, despite us both being horrible dancers).

AND AT 16 YEARS OLD. Sweet Lawd’a mercy!!!

Except that we say this every time and it has yet to happen ><

“Clinton wants to allow radical Islamic terrorists to pour into our country,” he said, highlighting how such extremists have enslaved women and murdered homosexuals.

I always moderately disliked kids. But I knew I eventually wanted a family because, I mean, what else am I going to do as I get older?

Guys, he can’t be a rapist. His parents are “cool”! She said so!

Translation: just because he raped somebody doesn’t mean he’s a bad person!

Star times a million!

If an animal has “teacup” in front of its name, it is NOT A THING. It is a ripoff, and likely very badly bred, and is named something cutesy just to take advantage of people who don’t mind paying big bucks for something because it is “soooo cute.” No. Just say no. Support RESPONSIBLE breeding and stop trying to…