I think this means we can now shut down Twitter, right?

Pictured above.

The Doc is an official badass.

I thought you were just the Galaxy’s fake president?

Clearly another attempt by Dogputin to undermine a hallowed American institution.

These are still good boys, they just made bad choices.

Congratulations, Mr. runnersp, formerly known as t_s, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Harley which this lovely lady will deliver when she figures out where the handlebars are.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Dale Jr. haz a happy!

Why do you need such a large toothbrush in the winter, yankee?

Actually, intangible windows are completely immune to blasts, they don’t take any damage from them at all.

“driving bridge can be either front, with a viscous coupling connected, or a transfer box, rear, as well as vice versa. A permanent full drive of both bridges can also be realized.”
“licked”

This to me sounds like they did a rough google translate from Russian.

Using the term “bridges” for axles sounds weird, but the…

Hey! I don’t even own jean shorts! Or white socks...or running shoes...or a white t-shirt. Nor am I a male. All black wearing female corvette owners, unite!

I’ll take an armored Dodge Caravan in dark blue, with a “Baby on board” sticker in the side window and a sticker family in the back. My female driver, although completely professional and highly trained, will sport an “I wish to talk to your manager” haircut and a knitted sweater.

Can we stop beating up on Sergio?

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Maybe There Yugo Again? A really bad pun-laden car show with those two wrenching on a Yugo?

Just the good ole’ Jalops / Never meanin’ no harm / Beats all you never saw, been loving brown manual wagons since the day they was born / Laughin’ the Mustangs / Hatin’ the stances / Someday Patrick George may block ‘em, but Kinja never will / Makin’ their Miatas the only way they know how / That’s just a little bit…

There’s a vas deferens between a TC and a LeBaron.