Capers for are like garlic for me. If a little is ok, more is better.

Why on every Kotaku thread about literally any game there is someone explaining how they don’t like the game in question. I don’t want to be rude but nobody cares.

Or...get fucked. The Olympics are about celebrating athletic prowess is all its forms as televised entertainment. I love that they keep adding sports.
How about you only watch the sports you like? Via cable? While eating a plain hot dog and drinking a piss beer? 
I’ll be over here enjoying the variety. 

Oof that’s awkward. That’s like a dude on craigslist demanding to see your bank account before a test drive. Lol. Moving on.

Hard pass.

What the actual fuck? I mean... I have to go through the hassle of negotiating just to find out whether or not I actually like the car?

1) then offer a competitive price

I understand not wanting to contaminate the car, but you’re on the opposite pole of crazy here. There’s not a chance in hell I’d ever agree numbers on something I haven’t driven and nor should anyone else. My contaminating it is easily mitigated: spray it with Lysol when I’m done and air it out for a couple hours.

counterpoint: I’m not going to talk numbers before I even know if I like the car.

That wouldn’t work with me... I’m not running numbers and agreeing on a vehicle before I play with it, drive it, and see if I want it...

Hey, guess what. Fuck Trump.

He deserves all the whacking he gets.

“Something that happens has never happened to me, so I cannot visualize how it actually happens”.

Do you lock it every-time before you put it in your pocket? There’s your window for it to occur. Some people don’t, some people do. Even the ones that do probably don’t bat a thousand over the course of their lives. With billions of phone users, even if it’s unlikely, it’s still going to happen millions of times. You…

nah.

I would argue that the Tesla app is poorly designed, not the phone. Yes, users should have screen lock with a pin, pattern, or fingerprint unlock setup. However, if I my phone is unlocked, for whatever reason, and I can accidentally make a $4,000 purchase from you app by randomly tapping on the screen...then your app…

Large capacitive touchscreen phones. It’s easier than you think to accidentally activate the screen. For example, my galaxy s10 will turn on the screen if I double tap it with my finger.  I noticed that if I have a metal keychain, it will act like a stylus.  Hell, the phone has an "accidental touch" seeing that makes…

I mean, if Lab Zero owed me money, after the public fiasco I’d certainly be doing my best to collect by any means possible as the writing was all over the wall.

That's right little guy! Now stop playing with Mommy's laptop before you spill your juice on it and she gets upset.