You know, if Moon would act like a 21st century leader, we could settle this with a Twitter war and be done already. There’s a 13 hour time difference between Seoul and D.C. so he wouldn’t even have to stay up late when Trump starts firing shots at 3 AM.

Yeah, but all the white lines have been sucked off that road.

If only the windshield washer sprayed golden showers

This is something that grinds my gears every time I hear someone make reference to it. The other way you could read that is that the kind act was only done because of God and not the more simple answer that the person is incredibly giving. Like how when someone lives through an operation it’s God that saved them, but…

“The car, according to Blue Ribbon News, was donated to the Genesis Center by a local resident battling cancer:

Looks like he wasn’t quite the traveling Salsman.

Is this just going to be a meh print version of Regular Car Reviews?

Well, not many if Ferrari has anything to say about it.

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out

Maybe the copied Mercedes, or maybe they were just winging it.

And, as a true Jalop, you bought both and put the Viper’s engine in the Mazdaspeed3?

It’s a race car. If masonry brick was proven to be the perfect aerodynamic shape, they’d make them look like masonry bricks.

They’re going to do every single thing they can to extract as much performance per square cm, looks be damned. Makes sense to me. You don’t ask the fastest female runner in the world to get a…

More common? I’ve never heard of BOBFOC until just know.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

Also helpful (and my personal favorite) Lamborghini

Maserati of Troy is like Ritz Carlton of Haiti.

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.