* Schools don’t have to pay an extra cent if they don’t want to. Schools that attract the best athletes have boosters dying to pump money into the program.

A poorly written Wikipedia entry tells me college bass fishing has been around since 1992.

+ 1 frustrated super model

Come on, really? This is hardly a problem, the only examples that even come to mind for this are Lamar Jackson, Braxton Miller, Terrelle Pryor, Josh Cribbs, Antwaan Randle El.....

We can just run this story every year, right? Just replace the name of the African-American QB and publish?

Josue, I have a suggestion as to how to get your kids to start using utensils. Start giving them all their food as it’s still absolutely piping hot. At dinner, take their plates and microwave the food every couple of minutes to keep it from cooling. You better believe after they burn their fingers a few times, they’ll…

Maybe he’ll lob some fire extinguishers off the back of a flatbed?

I’m for anything that kills racist trump supporters.

Yeah but he said he would stand now if he got a job. Packers fans would have a huge boner watching him stand and talking about how even he has to respect such a storied franchise like the Packers.

Ol’ 45! Grabbin’ pussies and strikin’ balls!

Conspiracy theory alert: American Media hiding Muslim humanity? The Onion should be able to run with that, right?

Oh yes. You nailed it.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

no, i’m more of a sweatpants man. makes the boner appear bigger.

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

Egames not Esports

GOAT discussions are really tiresome.

Am I drunk? I’m almost getting young Morrisey vibes from this pic. Am I sexually attracted to Harry Styles? Fuck.

Sounds like Admiral Jazzy Pants is just thinking about himself instead of what’s good for the company.

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