Surf’s up beach boy, but not for you. You’ll be hangin’ ten downtown!

Well that’s one way to use a really old cop car, I guess.

US 41 outside of Grand Chute? Yeah, everybody drives like an asshole there.

Capital Brewery’s Wisconsin Amber: The official beer of throwing up in a heap three hours into Oktoberfest in Appleton.

Giancarlo Stanton of the Miami Marlins has a 13-year, $325 million contract.

“How many Bucks fans are there, actually, in Wisconsin?”

As a straight white man on the internet, I fail to see why this female-led Ghostbusters is a problem. But, I've also not watched Ghostbusters in 15+ years, and I've come to terms with the fact that everything is getting a remake.

Didn't ESPN put a policy in place that talent were not permitted to tweet a story like that unless it had been aired on TV or posted on the website first? Maybe Fox needs a similar policy.

Yes. For science.

I've always equated catcalling (outside of doing it with people you know who are OK with it) with just blindly shouting "I HAVE FUNCTIONING EYEBALLS!"

Tossing my hat into the ring.

In a related story, I have an upcoming 300-part Microsoft Word Let's Play in the works.

It's from the "Buttfumble" Thanksgiving Day NFL game between the Patriots and the Jets on November 22 2011. The Star Spangled Banner was being sung by a children's choir and a large US flag/banner was stretched across the field and being waved by NYPD. It resulted in this unfortunate close up of an officer who was…

Yeah. His ability to turn blue herbs into healing meds (especially if it was a map where getting poisoned was unlikely) was good to have, too.

All George, all the time. His charged tackle was useful for no weapon runs.

I'm thinking a bunch of quotes about Mass Effect "gamer entitlement" need to be re-purposed to fit this story.

"Forget it, Jake. It's Rapenville."

Are you fucked in the head? Wishing acid attacks upon somebody? You've got issues. Besides, a fool and their money are easily parted, and nobody's wishing acid attacks upon televangelists.

"And I don't mean that those problems are bullshit—all injustices deserve attention and care—but we're trying to cure cancer over here. You have a stuffy nose."