Even if it is 25% moral feeling and 75% new stuff motivation, I will still take that 25%. We need a foundation to work from, no?

Well now that you've replied to my comment, the one thing we both know it means is that we're not alone in how our brains process visual information. :)

I thought she was at the beauty salon and that was one of those old dome dryers! What does that say about me?

The water is to fill a cup and wash your ass. You clean your butt with water, then dry it, and then clean your hands. I came to the US as a kid and was completely baffled when I saw my public school restrooms. I was like "Where is cup please??"

BAHHHHAAAHAA!!! I have that book! It's in my living room bookcase right now. I will never look at it the same way again.

Right? Now that I'm thinking about it again the not knowing is killing me. To Google! *whoosh*

ETA: I'm sure there is more thorough info out there, but the first thing that popped up was a WikiHow article that was pretty informative. Most troubling, though, was this unrelated WikiHow-sponsored plea at the bottom of the…

I heard Monsanto invented sitting while pooping, so now I am way into CrossShit

That's why I poop like this

Brilliant! That's a great use for Tonal Harmony after classes are all over...

She is actually trying to help you poop like this article is. In essence she's saying: The shit box is not in there. You won't be able to hide your poop! It's not sanitary.

Open the damn door.

Okay, that taken care of, how do I stop my cat from meowing and waving her paw under the door every time I'm taking a dump?

Why is this called a stepping stool? Shouldn't it be called a stool step?

Gold, pure gold. I say market both of them under different companies and become a gagillionaire.

LOLZ! This is a real thing?! I've been thinking I was a fucking genius bc years ago I discovered poop just slides out if it's own accord if I have my feet up on a specific textbook (music text called "Tonal Harmony"), and my husband thought I was full of shit (har!) until he tried him himself. Now if we want privacy,…

So what's the name for this revivalist trend going to be? Paleo Pooping? CrossShit?

No. It doesn't.

which white male abusers are we ignoring, just for argument's sake? the flip side of your rage is here are a bunch of people (I walked by that line three times today, it was very very multi-racial) who are standing up for the rights of Janay Palmer Rice, an abused black woman. does that lessen any of the rage perhaps?

Whilst I'd like to give all these men credit, are we sure it's "I don't want to associate with a wife beater" and not "I'd rather have a new, free shirt for a current player than one for someone who doesn't play for us any more"?

I just can't with this shit anymore. I know the writers here tried to stop it before, but these fucking trolls are the worst. Good-bye.