Bedazzled.

I'd call it a PorTang, but that sounds dirty.....

Just give ‘em nitrous during the two hour wait, Doc. You'll get great reviews!

A man in Michigan, named Cooper, living off the grid, has created his own Western themed town called, “Coopersville.”

Fair enough. I suppose the historical outrage over the vehicle, compared to its true impact, was more my point.

Always loved the “popular” Excursion haters. Everyone got bent out of shape over a vehicle that sold 20K units annually, but had no issue with the 200k Super-Duties sold annually, which were exactly the same, except they had a pick-up bed. Or the 200k Econolines sold annually, which had the same powertrains.

Boobs? Yes.

He’s Burt Hurt.

Everyone’s missing the point that UPS shipped the package to Missouri (MO) and not Michigan (MI).