It concerns me that you have no idea of the commonly accepted definition of assault rifle.

LOOK! LOOK AT THIS ONE SPECIFIC INSTANCE IN WHICH I AM RIGHT! IGNORE THE NEAR ENDLESS EXAMPLES YOU COULD PULL UP TO COUNTER THIS ONE TIME EVENTS HAPPEN TO SUPPORT MY OPINION! NEVERMIND ALL THOSE “STUDIES” AND “FACTS!”

I reject his underlying assumption that he’s relevant enough for anyone to care about this.

Um, metal detectors?

Oh well if you don’t personally know any gun nuts that have shot anyone, then that puts the matter to rest. Phew, glad that’s over, I’ll sleep much better tonight.

Man, if anywhere was going to have a magical bulletproof blanket of thoughts and prayers, it’d be a church on Sunday morning. I’m starting to get the sense that maybe those thoughts and prayers aren’t working as intended.

I like your thinking!

Ha ha I had the same thought when I read that story! I was like “so...you weren’t going to wash your bowl?”

Also, if you actually look at the box (and I cannot believe that I am putting this much thought into a fucking cereal box), the ninja Pops are clearly wearing full-body yellow ninja outfits. They are tied behind their heads, and they cover everything but the eyes, whereas the janitor Pop (who is, one assumes, the same…

They are the same person who litters and pees all over the toilet seat.

The guy who left this cart specifically is the worst. If you loaded your trunk and then pushed the cart to there, you pushed it further to not put it in one of the two racks.

When the cart corral is like 10 feet away.

If you’d have told me 10 years ago that I’d be hoping that a long awaited Justice League movie would look at least 1/10 as good as the third Thor movie, I’d have called you a liar. I’d be wrong.

That dude is EVERYTHING that is wrong with America. Fuck him.

That show is awesome and no one I know watches it. And it seems like it would pretty damn difficult to fake it, so I have hope that it’s actually a real “reality competition.”

Why would you shame the pawn shop owner and not the guy that owns the item who is trying to sell such an item to frickin’ pawn shop?