After nine minutes of clenched assholes they were so relieved that he was simply discriminating against a class of service members.

Bazinga

Maybe they had TWO.

No one talks about it in pop culture and stuff. You can hear sly references to male orgasms even in a sitcom. But the female orgasm is the big huge monster.

My god that was beyond awful. Me and a girlfriend saw it and were floored. Nobody involved had the sense to say that the ending was utterly tasteless and unearned?

Seeing this makes me think of the disgrace of a movie that is “Remember Me” that a soon to be ex dragged me to when it came out. You could almost hear the cartoon sound effects when the plane hit. I’d never felt such an overwhelming mix of disgust and anger that was brought about by a bad movie trying to cash in on…

A 4 year old figuring out what brand of paste tastes the best is more serious and important than anything a Kardashian gets up to.

I feel genuine pity for people that actually care about this stuff. If you honestly care what house a Kardashian wants to buy I have to wonder about your priorities in the rest if your life. Just my opinion.

WHO?

This man ate an entire living baby whole and it is now living in his neck.

Case in point, Obama’s Energy Secretary was a literal nuclear physicist. Trump’s Energy Secretary, Rick Perry. No, what Trump is doing is not “normal” or “standard procedure” by any stretch of the imagination.

Everything about these hats is backwards.

BECAUSE THE PAPERWORK IS ABOUT SCIENCE

at which point do we start accepting photoshop for cosplay? (yes I know the cartoon effect is made by makeup but those photo are still heavily retouched...)

Is this a thing now? Are people really making “nothing burger” a thing? The burger is a beautiful thing and I’d rather not have it associated with Trump. He probably eats his well done and covered in nothing but ketchup, because he is a man child and children think vegetables are icky.

Kind of just sounds like he wants to be able to drop F-bombs and generally be ~edgy~ without having to deal with the fact that his primary subscriber base is kids-to-teenagers playing a game he himself got into when he was a teenager. No problem with that, I feel; but let’s just call it what it is:

It... It doesn’t have a head. Why are so many people making this same stupid post.

Third guy: “Can I get in on that?”

Its not a personality test, its magic...

On the one hand, these are very clever and well-executed.