Fishing rods aren’t as good of a replacement for their tiny penises. Too thin, and it pulls in. They need something large that ejects lots of small things, since it’s then only way they can get that experience.

Alternatively, EVERYONE punches him. They can’t put us all in jail.

Technically right is the best kind of right.

I for one will be taking his advice in his memory.

How do you say shit like this without just vomiting bile all over the podium?

What else would you call them? I guess cigarillos but somehow I doubt the question is one of semantics. That’s like looking at a box of generic bandaids and saying “you’re calling those adhesive bandages?”

Is this like Monopoly Jr or something? Only 4 pieces and they aren’t even pewter? Feel like I got a nintendo monopoly years ago that was infinitely better, but don’t feel like digging through the game closet to prove it.

Is this like Monopoly Jr or something? Only 4 pieces and they aren’t even pewter? Feel like I got a nintendo…

Please, you really think he is man enough to eat real fried chicken? He’d get popcorn chicken for sure. It’s the only thing small enough for his tiny hands to handle.

I don’t know how he figured it out but our cat can. We call him Raptor after the ones in Jurassic Park. Ironically other than that one talent he is kind of an idiot. A lovable idiot.

Am I the only one that thought Wonder Woman was just an ok movie? Like yeah its the best of the recent DC movies but the nicest turd in a pile of turds still isn’t all that appealing. It was super predictable, I don’t know anyone who didn’t see the “twist” coming from a mile away, and of course that stupid mustache.…

These people are truly disgusting. This level of snake oil bullshit wording to sell such a gross invasion of women’s rights should plain and simple be enough to throw these fucks in jail. “Unborn child” like we don’t have a word for that. It’s a fetus you piece of shit.

Listening to Jaded Smith complain about how hard it is to be rich has to be the most unappealing anime pitches in the history of anime pitches.

So you are telling me I can factually say Trump was trying to get some Strange but ended up with a dude named Roy and now he’s trying to hush it up?

Gee, its almost like he is a petulant man-baby more interested in getting his way no matter what lies he has to spew to do it than doing anything even remotely close to what’s right. Almost.

“The American government was once the center of freedom, a place of robust debate, a forum for the competition of ideas, but it is transforming into an echo chamber of political greed and homophobic thought, a shelter for fragile egos.”

No thank you. There are too many shitty branded freemium games as is.

This is toned down? Because it still looks really, really stupid.

I’ll take Tetris over Candy Crush any day of the week.

I seriously hope the gun was legally purchased and owned.

Welp, Fox News has its major story for the w̶e̶e̶k̶. decade.