Now can you imagine if a democrat said “As mayor, what I would like to discourage is gun ownership. Guns are confrontational, they’re chaotic, they scare people. I believe there’s a better way to express yourselves.”

Did you get a witch vibe? I saw troll. Not dickhead saying stupid shit on the internet troll but actual living under a bridge pestering goats troll.

It is really really hard not to go the low road here and make comments about physical appearance, bridges, and mythical creatures which may or may not live under them.

Pretty sure punching child touchers is even less contentious than punching nazis. I really wish the fact that anyone besides nazis don’t want nazis punched was still surprising. If someone tries to tell me punching a child fiddler is now faux pad I am done.

Not nearly enough cussing and racist slurs to represent the actual product.

I’m going to go ahead and trademark 2999. And then we play the waiting game.

Thank you for summing up my many questions about that particular piece. Now can you do the same for what I can only assume is called Neo-Gotham and is set in the far distant future of 2002.

...what?

I am officially “the old” because I don’t even know what v is.

So it doesn’t bother you that you’ve put all that effort into the game and I could just go out, buy the game right now, download a perfect team and potentially knock you out of a tournament? That seems ass backwards.

It sounds like this is basically Sonic Deviantart Adventure so if all it takes to send you into outrage is seeing a character you like as a dumb impossibly proportioned animals you just better get used to being angry or avoid the game at all costs.

He cant even get the racist sayings he blames on the coat right. A long rope doesn’t do you a lot of good in a lynching.

And teach kids younger and younger they can replace words with emojis. Can’t wait for someone that speaks in eggplants and poo to be equated to Shakespeare.

Absolutely yes. The people they murdered didn’t get to choose how they died, why should this monster? Tell you what, add up the average expected lifespan of everyone they killed, subtract their age, and let her out when she has been in prison that long. Don’t forget the full ~75 years for the unborn child.

Maybe its just me but those characters look so boring. Generic muscle army man, generic fantasy person, the guy from the I.t. department, and every girl from those dumb “sexy” browser game pop ups. I would much rather follow the adventures of bear is a bee tank.

You know there is at least one asshole that was genuinely and deeply offended by that sign, and will be even more outraged at no one taking their outrage seriously. There will also be at least one asshole that will get outraged by them changing it. I can only assume the paperwork for the inevitable lawsuits are…

What percentage of plastic surgery and spray tan do you need to be before you are no longer considered human?

I am desperately torn between the want to keep up with the news so his atrocities don’t go unnoticed and the pure impotent rage I feel every time he opens his disgusting face.

Shoving content for other games into something is a shitty practice that shouldn’t be rewarded.

Shoving content for other games into something is a shitty practice that shouldn’t be rewarded.

Yep. They win worst comic in this list. Just like every week. At least this one is almost topical.