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See your first mistake is in believing he can think. I am not convinced he’s even alive. I don’t think there is a brain in there. Its just random electrical impulses causing an Axe body spray scented bag of flesh full of nerves and muscles to spasm around and emit incoherent noises that for some reason people choose

I’m in that weird grey area that both gen x and millennials claim but if anyone asks I will 100% say I’m gen x.

Pff no. Yeah he’s an asshole and it really sucks for anyone in his immediate vicinity but the worst person on Earth is the shitty rich white teenager taking up residence in the Whitehouse (when he isn’t throwing taxpayer money into the fireplace at any of his other gaudy abodes). This garbage person is ruining a

The 1985 game is not “inspired by” the soundtrack, its an interpretation of it. Literally an interpretation of the soundtrack, not the movie.

World championship of a game surrounded by shady ass shit is some shady ass shit? Shocker.

I’ll never understand why people enjoy watching assholes. You can call it a character but being a”pretend” asshole means he’s still an asshole.

Don’t get me wrong I think its stupid but I’ve never seen anyone do gymnastics in a thong...

I don’t see how it can be taken as anything other than you claiming your fertilized egg is a literal gift from god. It’s not a blessing. It’s biology.

“bébé”

“slathered in frosting”

That’s a lot of words that boil down to the common sense answer of “Because humans built it and humans are shit.”

I mean do you really need to get past the first two words in the headline to know its a publicity stunt? Their entire family is one big shitty never ending publicity stunt.

No. No no no no no. I don’t give two twigs if a trans person wants to run but this asshole and her entire family needs to fall into a deep dark pit and never be heard from again.

Is this a thing now? Are people really making “nothing burger” a thing? The burger is a beautiful thing and I’d rather not have it associated with Trump. He probably eats his well done and covered in nothing but ketchup, because he is a man child and children think vegetables are icky.

I think the mistake has been found out, its now coming up as not available.

I think the mistake has been found out, its now coming up as not available.

If the meeting was so pure and totes legal why does he feel the need to stress how much Trump didn’t know about it?

Keep it up and Ash will be the next Optimus Prime and need to be murdered off and revived at least once in every incarnation.

This is inspiring to people? If this isn’t as fake as I think it probably is, this is just another in a long list of items on the “we have failed as a species” list to me. 

Why is Winterfell green?

People put too much importance and more importantly money toward weddings anyway. I’ve known more than one couple that spent well over the down payment on a nice house on weddings while still living in a shitty apartment in a bad neighborhood. None of them are still together but they are most likely still paying for