At first glance I thought he was straight up doing a Nazi salute to the NRA sign and was not shocked one single ounce.

Honestly he probably thinks he is talking about animal doctors.

Keep in mind they took out the fire hoping exploit so multiplayer is far more competitive and fair now.

I still don’t understand how they could think it was ok to release a Mario Kart game without a real battle mode, unless making this version to try and sell more Switches was the plan all along in which case that’s pure evil.

Hell I probably have 20 perfectly serviceable mouse pads in my office closet that were completely free from company promotions.

Hell I probably have 20 perfectly serviceable mouse pads in my office closet that were completely free from company…

That came out way douchier than intended. As for dongs, from 1982:

Sex and sexuality can be a huge part, if not the main point, of a characters development, no matter how many “ironic quotes” you use. Its not the creators fault you are too immature to look past the biology to what the actions mean to the characters.

Is the first comma supposed to be the begining parenthesis or is the closing parenthesis supposed to be another comma. The world may never know.

IBOs hero suits always make me want to watch Escaflowne.

Rex Tillerson is far too awesome of a name for the unfortunate lump of person it’s attached to.

Wait is that actually raised? So you couldn’t put a case around it and it will get scratched up? Lame.

Are these a joke? Like are they really supposed to be taken seriously? Aside from if its tongue in cheek or not sour cream and ranch is just stupid. 

Some people physically can not see the 3D effect. Some people get nauseous pretty much immediately from it. A lot of people don’t give two figs about 3d. It’s cheaper without it. There’s four whys.

Really makes the original 2DS look like the hunk of crap it is.

For years I had a button with a clear flip cover that when pushed played a “self destruct” sound bit glued to my computer desk. Thanks for reminding me of that.

For years I had a button with a clear flip cover that when pushed played a “self destruct” sound bit glued to my…

This just in: the sky is up.

Can this shithole just implode already?

Blue shells? Psha, try Propeller Knight in Plague Knights story. I broke a mug. And yes I know I am super late to the Shovel Knight party.

Blue shells? Psha, try Propeller Knight in Plague Knights story. I broke a mug. And yes I know I am super late to…

Mr. Mackey is from South Park.