You know what, you clearly put a lot of stock into your kinja status and getting the last word, I’m going to go ahead and give this one to you. Good job, you won an argument on the internet. Go ahead and fire away whatever gloat you want, I won’t respond so you can truly feel you beat me.

Yeah, but I would be really surprised if she knew any of that and doesn’t just mean that she believes she should be able to say whatever she wants wherever she wants and everyone has to listen to her because she thinks the constitution says so.

Oh. Oh god. That last one literally made me physically ill.

Sure, you just keep thinking they should put three games that were already on the NES classic on the SNES classic, that really makes you sound like the smart one.

This person doesn’t say anything about legality. His only qualifiers are: they be a jerk, they be in the public eye, and have said they were good at sex. If that is really a stance you want to defend have at it but that is some shaky moral high ground if you ask me.

You listed exactly one SNES “game” that is a collection of enhanced NES games, if you want to get stupidly pedantic.

Not to mention Transformers. How else would I know Seaspray has a Firepower of 6?

Ah so if the women taken advantage of in the fappening had bragged about their sex life THEN it would be ok. That makes so much more sense.

I’m sorry what? I don’t give two figs about this dude or gawker but are you really saying just being in the public eye and being a tool means its ok to spread a private sex tape? So the fappening would be just fine in your book if the women involved were assholes? That’s fucked up.

Would you use lamb skin condoms?

What exactly has you confused?

Okay. Good. I thought I was taking crazy pills for a second.

On the other other hand used dildo that was once a part of an animal.

I don’t understand, I was going to dismiss this list as an obvious joke, but then you have genuinely good games peppered in with the absolute garbage. Is this a serious list or not?

I highly doubt they would stop production on an NES collection, start production on an SNES collection, and include a bundle of NES games.

He doesn’t sound like a tool, he sounds like the entire toolbag.

I don’t know if “putting something that should have been in there in the first place” in can be called going above and beyond. Its like you go to the deli and order a ham and swiss but just get a ham sandwich, and when you complain they make you buy an entire other sandwich but hey at least this one has the swiss. At…

Ok, maybe I’m being an idiot but what exactly is “h*ckin” supposed to be?

This is far more impressive to me than just who can glitch to the end credits of whatever game the quickest.

What... what is wrong with his eyes.