You don’t give a *shit* about kids playing video games with “lootboxes”. You just want cheaper video games and are willing to legislate away your rights to get it.

20 years? You must be mistaken. It wasn’t that long ago. Actually, it came out...holy shit, it’s been 20 years.

What personal sacrifices have you made for this issue you seem to care about so much?

Yeah but how else am I gonna prove how not-racist I am if I don’t criticize this?

This is great! They should ban those filthy games that have violence in them, too. Nudity? Ban it. Cursing? Ban it. Women without their hair covered? Ban it. This is gonna be awesome. I love it when politicians decide what I can and can’t do, especially when it only affects me.

GW2 > GW1 > Everything else

Damnit, I’m really kicking myself for not making the Verby-Noun Game Engine a few years back. All the user would have to do is type in a verb and a noun then—BAM! Instant video game. I would’ve made billions. Billions!

Not really getting the outrage here. So far her offenses are:

Bwahahaha! You’re crackin me up. Are you serious with this? Dude, look at that building. She probably thought it was okay to tag that building because it’s a rundown shitty building covered in graffiti. She literally put graffiti on top of graffiti. And you want her to go to jail? Wow. This pearl-clutching internet…

Oh it is sooo satifsying watching him chase those damn monkeys down. I’m with you, dude. Fuck that green monkey.

If someone’s shown a blatant disregard for our laws and broken the social contract to a point where we felt the need to forcibly remove them, why on earth would we want their input on how to structure society? Once they’ve paid their debt, they should absolutely get their voting rights back since we consider them to…

The monkey also farts on you. It’s got some kinda intestinal disorder from feeding on giant rotten carp carcasses for so long.

Nah, birds are food. Can you eat the bird?

You...you do know this is all make believe, right?

Whoa I might have to give this game another shot. That looks awesome.

This isn’t new or different. There are plenty of startups that organize themselves this way. It’s just that this model doesn’t scale past a handful of people, so those who do this either crash and burn (most likely) or they get their shit together and introduce an actual hierarchy.

Aw, poor David Cage. He tries.

I already uninstalled it to make room for The Division 2. Screw the naysayers, this game looks really cool and fun to play...except it bugged my account and I was never even able to select my first javelin. EA support was expectedly unhelpful (really? flush my DNS cache? wtf). It’s been *weeks* that you have players…

Truly the most important information I’ve received all day.

I hope it’s just 12 1-hour long episodes where it goes through the Lays of Beleriand in excruciating detail.