I'm still a dog that wishes he were a horse. Any advice?

Anal 69 is the best!

Skip Bree and have Aragorn rescue the hobbits instead of Tom.

He looks strikingly like my uncle in that picture. I was expecting him to hand me a ruler and a pair of nail clippers and then have me (and the rest of the children) trim the blades of grass to each be one inch tall.

I haven't seem Babe since when I was too young to play Taboo and I'd go watch it while the adults played Taboo in the next room. Even though I haven't seen it in years, George Miller is one stalwart Saint-Saëns fan.

Story of my life.

God of Thunder (the 1993 video game)

I'm glad they didn't pass those laws. Otherwise, I wouldn't get any loving!

Ocelot, but close enough.