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It's shrill and adorable.

Women love a hero. And Charlie is the Day Man, fighter of the Night Man. Ergo, women love Charlie.

I've always had a weakness for men who specialize in bird law.

That's the real problem? Not, "Why are we importing so much of our food from China when we have a shitload of it here in the US?"?

HOOSAGOODBOY

Very nice, but may I submit Reggie Watts?

She doesn't care!

Yep. NOPE TO THE POPE

my kitty is named Pigeon, which I've always thought was hilarious...

A twist on a "Dog Called Kitty," perhaps?

From Nashville to Orphan Black to GOT, it's all about the FLY Dutchman

Free beer from Brad Pitt?

The less makeup this woman wears, the more stunning she is. Damn her. :P

Why does it seem like every day we have to explain to people what Dirt Bag is? It's such an easy target for people to feel superior to.

You know what would be absolutely terrifying to a cat? Taking them to a stadium full of people to throw a ball.

I mean, really, this cat saves a kid's life (or at least his leg) and in return she gets a lifetime of traumatizing gigs.

I can't WAIT to read Tara's biography!

I knew it! I knew there would be someone hear upset about this because everyone takes everything so personally. Robin Wright felt pressured to do something she didn't want to do and then chose not to do it. She talked about it. Other people who feel pressure to conform to a certain ideal applauded her. It's not…

I'm sure you're a lovely person, but I'm also fairly certain that you're a terrible person.