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I don't even get to enjoy that, because the damn cats get fed at six, and when we fall back they think Five am is Six am and jump up and down on us for an hour.

Get out of here with your energy!

This was deleted? Cause it's in the version that was on Hulu (I didn't know they were different!).

One of the many reasons why Ben and Leslie are in the top 10 of fictional couples of all time.

Oh yes, it was obviously a joke. But it was funny. Like jokes are sometimes. You know how they do.

Ricky Gervais is what all of us want but the Academy and Hollywood, couldn't take their work not being taken seriously, so this will just continue to be lame forever.

Yeah, they didn't need Bette Midler.

Right? I think he was like, "Screw it, I need a new Facebook pic!"

I don't know what this means.

When Matt Damon says stuff like that, it arouses me.

I'm currently sticking with Team Noel, but Ben could totally be my side piece.

I don't think I will ever read "Tommy Lee" and not think it's "Tommy Lee Jones". Ever.

"I had a lapse last week" means accidentally leaving your keys in the fridge after getting groceries, not advocating for 21st century Jim Crow legislation.

I got all excited when I saw this chart, and then I got 'audience'. Since I work in a cinema right now this is technically a demotion. I was all "Oh fucking what?", and then I was sad and ran away and took the Buzzfeed "Which Dawson's Creek character are you" quiz to cheer myself up.

It went a little like this:

The second letter confuses me so much. "I've been reading about feminism, and now I'm REALLY MAD at the women in my life that haven't been acting the way I think is appropriate!"

That reaction of feeling that the post was "self absorbed" or "overly self congratulatory" or some other crap is clearly a manifestation of your own issue(s), not the OP's. From what I can tell from other comment threads, you are gushing about your own engagement ring, so that isn't self absorbed, but this is??

We highlight and use post-it notes, it is a very academic endeavor.

For shit's sake people, save your "well that's great for her but it's not attractive" comments, because 1) it makes you look like an idiot for missing the point completely, and 2) BYE.

Me pretty much every Valentines Day: