OMG this same thing happened to me at Franny's with Jake Gyllenhaal!! Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard always go to Franny's so I had seen them there a couple times before, but it was exciting cause they sat right next to us. I went to the bathroom, and when I came back I sat down and my friend Jeff has this…

Wait, you performed what the article describes or what the OP thought it was? If the former, then why'd ya think the other? Just wondering, as I've done what the article described (don't judge). Also, I feel weird typing this at work.

I appreciate the condolences. It was only like the 5th comment on the article too. I will vicariously revel in your 16 (and counting) stars, okay?

I POSTED THIS ON THE GAWKER POST AND IT DIDN'T MAKE IT OUT OF THE GRAYS. The injustice...

Troy was the fucking worst. We hated him. I'm still upset he stayed and Jack left. I didn't really have a problem with anyone else.

um, I was crushed. She was so cute and funny. Also JACK. Is anyone else obsessed with Jack? He's so cute I can't stand it.

In an interview with Vulture, Alexander said that the name Big Al came from the name of a baking business he used to run in his building when he was "younger." Ha

I WENT TO A PARTY IN HIS APARTMENT ONCE. This was before Little Miss Sunshine was released and so he was really only known for The Girl Next Door...

this is Catste just bein' Catste

My sleep paralysis dreams are the WORST. Like evil demons and stuff. It always happens when I'm so tired and I keep falling asleep and immediately going into one of those dreams and then forcing myself awake because it's too scary only to go back into one. I have "bad" dreams occasionally but these are on a different…

you're clearly talking about Alanis-style irony right?

I was like... why is everyone crying - it's a happy dance video! Then I watched it, and I definitely have never cried that hard at work for any reason. I got it under control now; so glad no one saw me.

I actually never read the books, but enjoyed the (1st two) movies immensely. I saw the preview for the 3rd movie, and it did not look in any way appealing.

I recently purchased the DVD trilogy, but I didn't watch the 3rd one cause I've never seen it. It looks kind of dumb. Is it any good?

What are you looking at, sugar tits?

I don't think I could handle this movie at 30. Don't even bring up Dumbo, and I haven't allowed myself to watch Fox and the Hound since my first viewing at like, 5.