Vulva dress alert.

I dunno, I kind of like this one...

It may be the least of the problems with this du rag, but...Nightwalker?!?

This paragraph is disgusting. A lot of it is ridiculous, condescending, and misogynistic, but this paragraph pretty much sums it up.

The truth is that, except in the first flush of infatuation, both partners are rarely equally excited. At any given moment, one person wants sex more passionately than the other.

How to Talk to Stock Photographers About Sports

The misogyny, while dumb, isn't even the worst part of these photos. The bros watching the games with baseball gloves on and shit are an affront to humanity as a whole.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

"I don't want children walking near 'internet people' meeting."

Does anything else really need to be said?

Consider, for a second, the type of person who refers to themselves or others as "alpha" (or "beta")...

Seriously, fuck that last family. I would have done every unsanitary thing possible to their meals short of giving them e coli, and even then I would consider it.

Does he put a pasty over his sphincter or does the butt just get 0 coverage?

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

Drunk female guests are the only reason why people show up to frat parties. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of douchebags sitting around drinking shitty beer.

Obviously everyone on this site just hates attractive women. That's why all the posts on Beyonce and JLaw and etc.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

"As a 43 year old guy your goods are rotting, too."

"Found a nice girl for you today, son. No previous owners. Checked under the hood and all the parts are in excellent working condition."