I know why. Other cars are not compatible with Tesla Superchargers at all.

this is the elegance I’ve come to expect from you

put the shrimp and butter on top of the fries, eat w/hands, take the plate and in the shower with you to clean everything up 

Very small lifehack: Put your shrimp in a bowl under slowly running water, not a colander. Let the bowl fill up and drain naturally over the side. You don’t have to shake them because they all get submerged and they thaw a bit faster since they have greater contact with the water and better “convection” of the water…

Your new kitchen looks nice.  More light, more space, a real fume hood.  Hope you are enjoying it!

This couple’s tombstone will read “Grounded to the ground...at last.”

Actually it was closer to 300

As a ketovore trending towards carnivore, I think this is awesome. And a heck of a lot easier to do than those gorgeous (but really not worth the effort) bacon roses.

Bonus points if it includes actual organ meat.  “I give you my heart of hearts” and so on.  

My friend group had a phase where a tequila pineapple was a go-to well drink at the bar, especially in the summer. Not much if any more expensive than something like a vodka cranberry or whiskey ginger ale (at least at the dive-y places we hung out at), but way more fun. So this drink would be a big hit of nostalgia…

I also have low blood pressure and have to make sure I get enough sodium. This is why I eat Maldon flakes straight from the box. Also they taste good.

Look, anybody CAN have a supercar. All you need to do is:

Basically.

Reader: “Hey do you want this 19 year old, $5000, 275k mile lexus? It’s falling apart to the point that I can no longer maintain it”

DT: “Whoa, shouldn’t this be reserved for a Hollywood director, or a Russian Oligarch, or a successful startup founder?” 

Check out the burgers at Shady Glen in Manchester, CT.

HACK STATUS: CONFIRMED

It’s a motivational tactic.

I think what we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.

Cool Hand Luke is Paul Newman

If you’re looking for a watchable Steve McQueen movie, try Cool Hand Luke. Wait until at least the car wash scene before condemning it.