“You gotta be from Philly to have a big dick.”

BARGON WANCHI KOX PAA, SHAQUILLE ... HO HO HOOOOO

We got someone that can take a look at that groin.

Thurman then went on to say “I am going to fuck the shit out of my mom. I mean I am going to fuck Garcia up”

Wow, stomping on a guy when he’s down—that Mings is merciless.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

My toddler won’t stop screaming GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZOOOOOOO at peak child volume (1 million decibels), which is his attempt at my GGGGAAAALLLLLLAAAAAZZZOOOO...and now my wife looks like she wants to murder both of us. Whoops. New skill unlocked for the kid.

BUT YOU GUYS...

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Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea...that’s a long way down!

“Nanigans of the She- variety.” I have nothing to add; that phrase was just worth repeating.

Does anyone else think ketchup on burgers is blasphemous and disgusting? Like, I only resort to ketchup if a shitty burger is otherwise unsalvageable. I am well aware I might be in the minority here, but to me, ketchup is for hot dogs and fries.

If T.O. was so toxic to the locker room, why did teams continue to employ him? Because he was highly talented, highly skilled, and deserves to be recognized for that. it’s not called the “Hall of Totally Honorable Dudes.”

The price of admission is 100 percent to the GM, 100 percocet to the owner.

My friend has a kid in high school and openly gay and bisexual teens are such a part of the current landscape of high school that I doubt his teammates even care at this point. Which is awesome.

That’s bad defense. If he would’ve done better defense the ball would have not gone inside the net post and given the offense a point.

MORANGE

Shaqtivate the Death Ray

Light(weight)cycles, disc wars, unexplained crashes. Where’s Tron when you need him?