I am an eagles fan....

BMW M roadster and M Coupe. Roadster for canyon carving and the Coupe for track days and just being awesome.

Ford GT40 and Ford GT. Just saying.

"And, for those looking for something really special, a Kia Car edition Kia Soul with all 18K gold body panels will be available for $750,000."

Absolutely. I will write off the PT Cruiser, the Saturn, the paint, the gas to and from the junkyard, the Coke bottle, the popcorn, the wood, the nails, the drill, the hammer, the sledgehammer, and Little Chris.

My favorite installment of "People from the South Learning About the Cold" was the story of William Henry Harrison.

This is only like the second time I've ever heard of Tony Stewart getting loose in a turn.

Fuck the NFL. They take themselves too seriously.

God, that is so clearly written by a PR person:

Using 'hoople' without at least 17 uses of the word "cocksucker" and 42 usages of some derivation of "fuck" in the same monologue is incorrect grammar.

Jimmy's own worst enemy is Jimmy.

Burneko-style rib dissertation, if anyone's interested.

I'm absolutely livid my new computer didn't come with a serial port for my joystick
#boycottAmiga

What women really don't like: Babbling idiots who make inane generalizations about what we do and don't like. Also, we can't stand anything called Cowherd, Paolantonio or Uggs.

Psssshhh. Only 14 years of solid income? Bobby Bonilla is not impressed.

The story actually gets weirder. During the time that these business deals were going down, both Constantine and A-Rod were seeking advice from the same Kabbalah mystic (who, reportedly, they had been introduced to through Madonna - but that's just a rumor).

My butler read this for me, and agrees with your methods. Me? I think cooking your own lobster tails is as gauche as driving your own Maybach.

Because Sergio is great at the financial engineering in the same way that Winterkorn's VAG is skilled at the actual engineering.

Dear Lord, oh being that we deem infallible and perfect in every way. Let us ask you to reconsider your divine plan, whatever it may be, in light of the whims and wishes of us who claim to know we are imperfect and flawed. Hallowed be thy contradiction. Amen.