Indeed. Almost as impressive as them finding Piggy Poopballs.

They used the wrong vehicle...

Penn goalie obviously was not held back a year in first grade.

He hit the post but counted it as a goal because Vladimir Putin does not care for borders.

Fucking North Korean drones...

What a bunch of anal retentive whiners you are. Reynolds was right and didn't back down. His premise was that if that play had occurred in the 1st inning it would have been ruled a hit .. if you disagree you either don't watch much baseball or you are being disingenuous. It would be much better IF the rule was…

I'm really unenployed right now, I'll 3d this thing and make some renders. I need something to do or I might start looking for a job. Just give me a few days..

Obligatory.

Most depressing ritual for all Gawker Media writers is clicking on the profile of some random offensive shithead commenter and confirming that yes, indeed, his previous comment was something threatening/awful to one of the Jezebel women. At least I'm in good company.

ALL MY TAKES ARE STRONG BECAUSE I TYPE THEM IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND ALSO DON'T THINK BEFORE I TYPE THEM

Why is he a dick. He has a point. He was talking about her not having a drivers license anymore. He's also right in more ways than I think he realizes, and not just about the driving either.

If you populated the list entirely with Burt Rutan designed aircraft, it would have only made it weirder.

front canard, biplane, warping wing for roll control, rudder controlled by pilots hips, landing skids, prone seating position ,single engine with dual chain drive propellers... lots of weird stuff going on in the write flyer, and they built several iterations of them over the years.

You have no idea how hard it was for me to not headline this post "OMG HORSIE NAMES ARE SO ADORABLE OMG OMG I LOVE HORSIES AHHHHH."

I was speaking as someone who spent 5 years in an abusive relationship before gaining the confidence to walk away. I don't think it's "gross" to say that I am more confident now than I was then, nor am I "tearing down" my past self.

I don't speak Chinese, but I believe what that couple said was, "feels ungrounded to the ground."

Dear Monkeygod in Monkeyheaven Above,

This whole story is made harder to follow by the fact that the team owner is named Sterling and the NBA commissioner is named Silver.

The law? It's irrelevant.