planktron
Planktron
planktron

You mean how I can only find this reply because there’s less than 20 total?

Things change over the course of a timespan long enough for someone to be born, grow to an adult and have children of their own?

Please get me out of the grays...

Go to horny jail.

After attempting to murder her kid, the state should probably take the kid too...

They anticipated the car moving forward, and when the car moved backward it basically pushed their foot further into the accelerator. They then likely panicked. 

The Reverse lock on my Miata requires you to press the lever down to go left past of 1st. But it doesn’t take much force to accidentally go into reverse when you meant to go into 1st, at least from a stop. I’m pretty sure there’s a more robust lockout when the car is moving at speed.

I’d be a little agitated if I were a customer”

They drove over the hump above the actual trail, from what it looks like. Likely because he’s a moron.

Oxford Green 540i touring... yes please

I’m just glad every other manufacturer doesn’t have fires 

Well, now I feel like a schmuck for taking my wife to Arby’s to celebrate our anniversary.

Similarly, I have petitioned Nissan to commission a custom Versa to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of me getting divorced from my psychotic ex wife.

I can never tell if pictures of the Silverado are actually a photoshop mocking the Silverado. 

It looks bad

I really dislike the tank graphics, but otherwise I think it looks neat!

So................. erm, Vauxhall/Opel Mokka then!?

You do realize that it is largely still our government “forking over the big bucks”, right? I mean, who do you think is the largest source of funding for SpaceX? 

Geez... When are we getting infinity tail lights??? We have the technology.