I want to feel sympathetic, and at the same time I can confidently say I never would have tried something like this when I was a young man.

They’ll remind you about the Colorado ZR-2, and then announce that they’re changing it into a crossover to fit between the Equinox, the Blazer, and the Traverse 

To be fair, I’m not sure that many people can fit a laptop between their belly and the steering wheel...

Its impressive how the truck segment is now leading instead of following trends for features, luxury, and innovation. This thing is a very nice evolutionary step for Ford.

I am but one man, and Ford gives those other sites all of the information several hours ahead of time under embargo. Because Jalopnik does not subscribe to embargo restrictions, we have to wait until the information is public and we get it to you as quickly as we can. 

It’s understated and handsome on the outside, but the side profile reminds me of the Ram. It’ll sell like hotcakes. I’d take it every day of the week over the Silverado which seems to look even more bizzare now that Ford and Ram are going with a much more restrained design on their trucks.

Let’s not forget the Cyclone which beat the Lightning to market by a couple years

Dodge drivers are already the most obnoxious people on the planet. Doesn’t matter what type of vehicle - ram, charger, challenger, they’re all exclusively driven by shrimp-dick wannabe tough guys. Every time you see a lifted, coal-rolling pickup swerving between lanes erratically, it’s a dodge. Every time someone revs…

Remember when he tried to fashion himself as a “Wartime president” what was that..2 months ago? What’s happening to that war now? That’s right, worse than ever yet he seems to have conveniently decided it’s not something he’s going to focus on anymore. Wartime president my ass.

Someone needs to get an emissions probe and shove it in dear leader trumps ass to see how much emissions that fucktard is releasing. It is just a proposition though. 

“The Auto Industry Is Cautiously Optimistic”

Please let today be the day.

To be fair to dodge how many problems can their 2 cars have after 13+ years in production?  I figure those should be worked out by now

Dodge at the top and Chrysler near the bottom tells you all you need to know about the validity of these surveys.

Fix up the Corvair.

5th Gear: Why don’t we have a federal anything for anything? Oh yeah, because the federal government decided that the best way to function was to completely abdicate all responsibility for everything happening.

6th Gear: Mystery of the Nefarious Garage Pull Solved
Awesome job Jalop

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