I mean, nothing surprises me much any more, but this is especially insignificant.

Yeah, your opinion might not be too popular around here but honestly, Tracy’s next door neighbors have good reason to be fed up with that crap. Having a stash of 10+ cars that look like they should be in the junk yard is something you can do when you live out in the sticks where no one cares what your driveway looks…

Buy a cheap shed, push each vehicle into it for one day every two weeks.

When it comes to executive bonuses the bar is at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

Whenever I read in the news about some CEO or executive making tens or hundreds of millions running a company that is failing miserably, I think of the governor from “Blazing Saddles”.

Second Round is google’s translation of “two wheel”.

It’s like saying italic “friends,” basically. All-caps friends

So - when are we starting a scooter gang called the Turtle Kings?

Second round denotes the phase of Chinese character simplification recognized within your translation tool.

Just.....no. The performance value isn’t there. The luxury value isn’t there.  Not for 43 Large.

Holy shit! If you need a PPI let me know, I designed the cuttinghead on that machine back in the day!

It’s not ugly... it’s not great... it’s really not much of anything visually. It doesn’t make a statement, it doesn’t directly copy some other design. It’s like a perfect amalgam of all EV crossover blob thingys.

How do you think I feel? I have worked here 5 years. A fifth of my life has been Jalopnik. Yikes.

At least they’re redesigning their cars. All reviews have said that CT5-V is really good, which bodes well for the Blackwing version. CT4-V is probably good too. The ATS was probably the best driving car of the last generation (with a bad interior really letting it down).

Infiniti: We know we used to make true 3-series competitors, but we’re going Nissan Plus.

A HUD...30 years ago.

BRING BACK THE Q45

Infiniti stonks 📉

It’s only the 3rd best selling SUV because the price and quality are tolerable. Rogue isnt the SUV anybody wants...it’s the one you end up with when the only other option is a Mitsubishi Outlander...

I just think it’s hilarious that grilles are getting less mechanically necessary while growing larger and larger each year