It seems that $33,545 is a lot of money to pay for a pickup.

Now all the damn Ford guys will start loving pushrods again, I promise, after shitting all over LS’s.

They are claiming a 10% mpg improvement. Not sure if that’s across the board or on the highway on the 2wd model. Still, it helps. With 10% better mileage it should be within spitting distance of almost acceptable.

Now we need an article about putting motorcycle tires on cars. I could kind of see a drag racer wannabe setup where you have two bike tires on the front and really wide tires on the back. 

THAT’S where I left me!

I like the looks of the Escalade better. Not buying either.

This would be a good companion car to that Saabaru. 

I believe you have my stapler. 

I’m not sure why it looks so pissed, though. Maybe it just hates vegetables.

“...the new C8 Corvette would be given a fuel tank large enough to facilitate 500 miles of range...”

I’ll wait for the hybrid version. I’m not getting any car that can’t achieve better than 20 MPG. This is why Chevrolet won’t be selling as many Corvettes as they have in the past. They abandoned their heritage, and if you got this far, I hope you know I’m totally fucking with you. Burn rubber and Hoon it until you’re…

If 15 MPG city isn’t acceptable, then that makes quite a few exhilarating cars unacceptable... In no particular order:

Oh the horror! A performance car with a giant V8 doesn’t get great gas mileage.

It runs, and its under $3k. Why the hell not. I’d build it into an off-roader so I could constantly say “No, its not a Rover, its Laforza” and then launch into an automotive history lesson that no one cares about.

Did he forget Elon is an African American?

Check TV guide....V/N/L/SSC

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