Ah yes. Car enthusiasts. If car makers build SUVs then they are derided for not building pure performance sedans. If they build performance sedans than they are derided for not building anything with utility. And then the enthusiast goes and buys a Ford Fucking Fiesta.

There’s your problem! I recently bought a Chevy Colorado, and the Caddy interior seems pretty snappy. Perspective.

If you’re not doing anything with it, can I have it?

If it’s more fun than my CTS V-Sport, you won’t care about the interior, because driving the thing is so fun and distracting.

To be fair, it’s not like there is much to say. Do you want them to spell out that the F-35 is not, in fact, invisible, and that it reflects light just like most other objects in the known universe? That our president is a complete and utter moron, doesn’t understand the basic workings of our world let alone the…

Probably good for 700hp with something stupid like a tune, and it has a lot of torque bois

If it was a CT600 would that make you feel better? This is the reason German car names don’t make sense anymore. Just because the number is bigger doesn’t magically make the car any fast/better/more luxurious. CT6 is a perfectly acceptable alphanumeric car name.

Also, it doesn’t hurt that this engine is encased by a pretty stylish-looking sedan

seems interesting that the midengine corvette looks like it has a completely different TT V8 setup

Well they said Cadillac only, so it’d be a Cadillac Fiero Rampside.

Only every hour of every single day.

I think we can all agree that we need a new car show called David Tracy: Jeep Doctor...it would be like Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, but with David and Jeep problems.

Show me one of these pictures, please? And keep in mind, we’re not talking about the location of reverse here. You may want to look at that picture again.

My largest client is a billionaire with multiple Bentleys and other exotics (not sure on the Bentley SUV tho), and has multiple watches worth 6 figures. So I can confidently say with certainty what this storage area is for:

Or anyone with a pulse.

The same way an autonomous car can’t see a pedestrian.

Reminds me of that bus driver called “The Punisher” who rams into idiots who cut him off.

Or when you’re upside-down, in a flooded ditch, and need to grab at something conveniently located...

This is what happens when a designer has never been to a cold weather climate.