I agree with everything except the Croissanwich. Fuck the Croissanwich.

My lease doesn't expire for 6 months and I'm already looking hard for a Vsport.

Please use the metric system. We’re gonna switch when Gen Z takes over.

I hated this thing when it came out, but fuck me does it look good compared to what they’re making now.

The savings will trickle down and be distributed to the workforce in the form of higher wages, bonuses and profit sharing. At least that’s what I’m told.

lol yup

I don’t care how good it is. I could never see myself driving one. The front looks fine (meh), the side is OK aside from the wheel cladding (it is what it is, I guess), but the back looks like every other economy car/CUV trying to look sporty by molding fake vents and shit into cheap ass black plastic.

Really, though, what are you hauling that’s more than 1500 pounds anyway?

I think there are probably 25 cars I'd buy over either

Its a normal Giulia. Reliability is also common lol. It’s made a few unscheduled trips to the dealer and left me in a home depot parking lot once. The interior is holding up just fine but it’s an ‘18 and only has 14k miles and spends most of its time in a garage, so YMMV. Even though they’ve been on the road for many…

I get asked a lot of questions about my Giulia. Most common is where I got it/where I get it serviced. I reply the place that used to be a Saturn dealer, over by the mall. It’s no more exotic than a 3 series.

I travel international for a living. As if flying didn't suck enough already, this adds a few more layers of fun. Just be glad you didn't have to deal with Americans VeriFLY app.

You smell like a wrong lane

Unless I’m in the center lane because I’m going with the flow of traffic and not overtaking anyone?

I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that this is the typical rear view mirror image before they pass you (on the right) to peg the speed limiter at 97MPH

#VeryGayRaptor is my new favorite hashtag. It’s gonna be hard to top the mental images this creates.

This thing and its $5,000 price tag can fuck right off.

people convince themselves they need a pickup the same way they convince themselves they need a tactical barbecue apron or an assault rifle.

This thing is a nightmare. 

This thing is a nightmare. 

I briefly looked into these and they’re surprisingly affordable as a lease compared to a Tesla. They’re also slower with less range and harder to buy. But it had me intrigued.