Planktron

6/23/21

Gimme dat French wagon

6/22/21

Can we please take a moment to recognize how much better at mail trucks the Brits are?

6/21/21

For real. I saw a Pao the other day and got so excited I almost rear ended someone when they abruptly slowed. Had it been a Ferrari or something I might have pointed it out to my son only because he still gets excited.

6/21/21

The house next to me sold for $28k over asking in the first hour of being on the market. I’m priced out of my own damn neighborhood and I’ve only lived here 3 years.

6/21/21

I’m honestly at the point where I’m more excited about the new Civic than another 40 billion dollar hypercar with a planned production run of -10. The only hypercars that truly intrigue me anymore are Koenigsegg’s.

6/16/21

I just started Midnight in Chernobyl and it is riveting...I’d love to go to Pripyat or Fukushima

6/16/21

Maybe the news broke a year ago and they just forgot to write the story

6/16/21

One of the most important, high profile reviews that would garner butt loads of clicks from millions of people interested in the newest Escalade, and Jalopnik fucked it to the point that I don’t even wanna bother reading it. Everyone else has already covered it.

6/15/21

GM products will run poorly longer than some other cars run at all

6/15/21

Nope.

6/14/21

red hot weiners taste good

6/12/21

We found a dead moldy bat inside the vertical stabilizer of an A320

6/12/21

In Florida, dessicated lizard carcasses are just a thing. I let the Roomba suck them up. If they don't get in on their own then die, the cats bring them in... Then they die. Lizards are a much bigger problem than roaches or palmetto bugs. And it's a shame because lizards are adorable and harmless (even if the brown…

6/11/21

The root cause isn't the lack of ashtrays, the root cause is humans are garbage.

6/11/21

Shitty C/D pillars drive me nuts

6/11/21

this has r/atetheonion written all over it

6/9/21

It’s a good option and not bad looking. But the hoops we’re jumping through and the usability we’re giving up to make sure it never gets mistaken for a wagon are utterly ridiculous. We didn’t stop making wagons because they were a bad form. We stopped making them because people said “my parents had one so I don’t like…

6/9/21

Thats sharp, I dig it.

6/9/21

Yeah I’m not gonna read this

6/9/21

So this piece of shit almost killed a woman and her unborn child because she was speeding.