I have no idea why, but I really want this truck. 

It’s not putting the customer first.

Actually I remember this funky little guy and I like it. 680hp and a 6 second 0-60 time though? How does something with ZR1 levels of power have a 0-60 time within spitting distance of a Sienna?

We bought a bidet once the previous shortage started, now a Costco pack of TP will probably last us a year.

I’m in love with this. If only it was $20k cheaper and available in the US. Let’s be real, a car that can only (easily) go 100mi isn’t worth almost $50k.

The Nissan Rogue exists and you’re picking on the little old CR-V?

When Cadillac (and the Volt) did touch buttons with haptic feedback, the general consensus was “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”. Now they’re on or coming to everything from VW’s to Ferrari’s and Koenigsegg’s, and reviewers are slowly changing their tune from “it’s impossible to use!” to “a neat and luxurious feature”. Jalops are…

If Congress gave me $8 Billion, I’d be all electric too.

They are heavy, but I can appreciate that in this instance. Heavy=skookum. They’re also safest in the tallest position, because there’s less stress on the safety bar, which is nice.

Depending on where you’re working, you can also put them perpendicular across the car, one in front, one in back. Personally I think they’re wide enough that I don’t worry about lateral movement. 

How do you like the Quickjacks? I have a set in the garage but I’m still worried about getting under a car supported by them and I end up throwing tires and anything else I can find under the car just in case. Being crushed by a falling car is definitely a pervasive fear for me.

The current Z does nothing for me and I generally dislike anything Nissan has made since, like, 2000? Even Godzilla, the technical marvel it is, is butt ugly and fat...But this is awesome. I love the rectangle grille. I love the low, wide rear. I love the throwback-ish taillights. They nailed it.

Skipping the star would save me a lot of fast-forwarding

I’m sure the manager is just another salary employee under a giant corporation that owns dozens of complexes

If you have something w/ the Google Assistant, tell your child to ask it how lobsters pee. Fun and educational!

lobsters pee out of their faces

These aren’t even “luxury” apartments. Just some normal ass, $900/mo units. Give these people a fucking break.

Actually I'm with you on the Volvo and Alfa (I bought the latter and am considering the former when the lease is up).

Not one attractive angle on this beast