No...you obviously said the Ram Rebel “loses” leaf springs in favor of air ride.

“As you walk up to the $53,000 truck”

I think Dodge has this figured out the best out of the current options. (God it’s harder than it should be to find a good picture of a new Ram dually that isn’t bro-ed out)

How many pancakes will fit in the bed? With and without syrup.

How much torque is too much torque?

Came in here to do it, then thought I was “that guy” in the other Super Duty thread and maybe I wont do it. Found it. Now happy.

Does it have mall parking assist?

Is “nothing” an option?

Ahh, the Jalopnik standard.

if you throw a paperclip in the bed does it make a hole in the aluminum?

How many inches does it add? (This is why people drive them here in the suburbs, I assume.)

I think Heavy Duty pick-ups are eventually just going to look like Rhyhorn with a bed on the back. All these extra bulges and bumps that are kinda squared off, but they don’t exist for any reason other than to make it look butch and manly.

Bitch, please.

You’re right! I’m going to need three Bentaygas now. Will the German imperialism ever cease?

HOW ABOUT A TRIGGER WARNING, DAVID

David Bowie Tesla gives no fucks.

I worked at a TGIF for four years. There is some actual grilling and sauteing going on. Lots of deep frying. Some microwaving. And a lot of weed dealing.

Three on the tree or fuck em.

“I paid $795 for my Saleen Tornado Fuel Saver and I demand satisfaction!" /glove slap