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I’m an early gen x with adult millennial children and boomer parents. The squeeze is real.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Incognito doesn’t need more hits. He is essentially David Carradine post five-point-palm-exploding-heart and we should just pray he doesn’t kill anyone else on his way out the door.

I’d say more like ‘POV character for the idiots in the audience’ on a highly rated TV show.

That boyfriend sketch compilation from Snuff Box is so fucking good. I’ve watched it like a 100 times.

R.Budd Dwyer.

Trump can’t form coherent sentences.

I personally recommend Norwegian Death Metal.

I’ve wondered this too. The best i can come up with from my personal perspective is that life is hard for almost everyone. It’s easy for the truly rich among us, but for the middle class and under, it’s wall to wall fear and shit with some great moments in between.

Wait, that was the REAL Jets coach?!

He’s a gyro to his people.

That’s the good thing about being Luke Cage, in addition to having an Excellent Halloween he’ll also have a Sweet Christmas.

As a Pats fan, that was my first thought as well.
“Rodgers has a broken collarbone? Time for the Pats Defensive MVPs to step up: McCown and the refs!”

Bullshit. Obama would never be classless enough to do shit like this. trump is a fucking disgrace. He’s America’s swampy grundle.

Uh, remove the word upper and that’s pretty much my life.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”