I’mfrom planet gardening,I have to sniff ,to see if my herbs are properly produced.

Cruelty-free?! People walk all over it!

The chair of the department of medicine where I trained used to say that he could give you a dozen different ways that anything, no matter how benign or banal, could kill you.

I’m from the UK, Our dirt isn’t certified in any way (although it does break down and stop working fairly often ;) )

The dirt you’ve touched has been certified usda organic, cruelty-free, free-range, fair-trade, vegan dirt. Plus think about this: how often do you touch dirt when you’re not drunk on tequila slammers and boone’s farm?

Or.. instead of worrying about every “OMG this will kill you” scare....you could just live your life like every human has done for 10's of thousands of years and probably survive and be fine.

More true than ever:

I don’t understand how this is a gender thing. Myself and all my male friends shave there too.

So how is coffee itself worse than the useless, disposable, bad-tasting keurig pods, which are reputed to contain coffee?

I have never understood why people use those things. Why not just run over to your local shit-encrusted bodega and buy a cup of their over brewed piss water for a dollar? Because the taste is comparable. I frequently have to go into affluent yuppie chick’s apartments for work and they all have a big “tree” of these…

Get a fucking refillable cup people!

Death Star galaxy is already taken, sorry.