"...revise provocative "visual depictions" of characters who appear to be 18 years-old and younger..."

@Michael Dukakis: Unless they were cheating in Diablo, I bet they're burning in anger.

@Manly_McBeeferton: All the women are on the Wii.

@Luke Plunkett: Oh thank god.

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Oh god, I totally called it.

@Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.: It's already been done. Look around in this thread for it.

@Walking-Eye!: Damn, that was quick.

HOLY CRAP KOTAKU

"What's this? A new game to review? What's this piece of paper attached? Wow...that's a lot of zeros..."

Sounds like they're taking an approach developed by Blizzard quite a few months ago.

I know eye candy is important - but I'd rather have a mediocre looking girl nail the character spot-on than just have the masses drooling over the next piece of meat on the screen.

@AchromaticMagus: It does if you swap out "custom conversion van" with "Sci-Fi RTS".

"Due to the second eruption of the Iceland volcano and further disruption to flights, our shipment of Wii stock will be delayed,"

@Y-bot: YOU MEAN YOUR BILLY MAYS KEY?

NOT GAY

@hipnotyq: You mis-understand me.

The only way this could be broadened any further is if they somehow incorporated Farmville into it.

@Kobun: You know, we don't have any pictures of Kotic shirtless.

@Paradox me: Of course it is.