I couldn't help it, I had another.

I can't believe anything that comes out of the mouth of an Executive.

I always see these guys whenever I see any sort of drama going on.

@Cow: That's still the joke though.

#12 is totally the best. *shifty eyes*

Trying my best to stay as clean-minded as I can, but almost everyone one of those screenshots looks like a rape-about-to-happen.

This only matters if R. Kelly is a playable character.

@Kobun: We call them "Achievement Pimps"

The only thing I don't like about Kotaku is the tagging system in a handful of cases - like this one.

@MichaelPalin: That's exactly my point though.

@ZakMckracken: I think that's the key issue here - in that they're spending more time preventing theft than promoting growth.

Assassin's Creed II was cracked overnight, and I'm sure this won't be any different.

@DemanRisu: "anyone who played StarCraft when it came out".

@DownWithTheShip: The joke.

Considering anyone that played StarCraft when it came out is in their 20's anyway - this probably affects some 10% of the user-base.

They should have added a nice grain to the video.

@TrjnRabbit: OH GOD

Good god, Ash is what now, 25?

@Kowl Slaw: Sorry, I was... distracted...

Anyone else read 'The Penal Zone' and think it was a porno?