Wait, they have these common-sense rules laid out, yet they don't follow the rules themselves?

@Scazza: Except you're paying for software that comes with an EULA that says otherwise.

Starring Harrison Ford as Sam Fisher.

@YuniYoshi: It's followed immediately by divorce papers.

@petethepanda: *cough*SPORE*cough*

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@chrollo0427: *the joke*

@LastHill: And only if I learned that lesson instead of playing Halo 2 all night and sleeping through High School.

@ToonLink97: On how to plan and kill students, right?

@chrollo0427: Are you talking about GTA3, in where the person in the back of my ambulance was more important than the lives of the people on the sidewalks I was speeding down?

He said "this is going to be a sandbox game" and I nearly vomited - but I steeled my stomach long enough to think about it and realize that if there's a free-form world to be had that was done right, in the sense that a linear shooter going sandbox, they could do it.

"We knew from the beginning what the end was going to be."

@dracosummoner: I guess you've never built a house.

Silly boys! Don't hit on me!

Show of hands - who laughed at the handicapped zombie?

@Kaoshammer50: Oh, I totally read that backwards.

Wasn't this in the movie?

@Kaoshammer50: It's really more reserved for the recon class, which I find spotting most useful. When out there in cover zoomed and looking about - if I can't land a shot, I at least make their position known.

@Matthew Green: Taken out of context - it sounds like what could potentially be the most awesome fan fiction ever.

@Komrade Kayce: Behold. The second coming of Christ.