@ThisDudeRufus: Doesn't really seem to matter - considering that straight marriages have nearly a 60% divorce rate - but there hasn't been enough data concerning homosexual marriages to see the same trends.

@carlmarssilias_returns: Oh god, my keyboard...

@brass2themax: How do you meet people? Bar? While out shopping? Noticed them reading something that appealed to you while at a favorite coffee shop? In a bookstore? At an arcade? Over XBox Live?

What I want to know, if these numbers are counting bots, and alts.

@tshack: Living a lie...

And now we play the waiting game...

@Veit: TOO LATE MAN, HE'S ALREADY LIT UP.

Clearly everyone else was doing it wrong.

"Grandpa, Grandpa, tell us more war stories!!"

@awesomenessticitation....ism: Best. Tax Dollars. Spent. Ever.

@GeneJacket: It's like graduating as your High School Valedictorian, but only after being held back 4 years.

@yoshi8710: Before that, you're a soldier rolling through the Crusades.

@crazeeseal: My problem was looking too hard at 'Universal' thinking it was a mistake of sorts - as I've not been on XBox Live in some time, I was unsure if that was normal or not.

A huge red circle over the typo of "Price" would have saved me 10 minutes of confusion.

@TheVegetarianBurgerKing: Yeah, but then they'll whine it wasn't updated to 4D graphics with Neru-Stem support and Soul-Live play.

@TheVegetarianBurgerKing: By the time that happens the 45 year old fanboys won't stop clamoring for a FF XVII remake.

The Arc was the code name.

@TRT-X: Too bad anyone who watched that wouldn't have likely been old enough to get the joke.

Iron Man - the new Sonic.

*insert joke about the average intelligence of an XBox Live user*